YOU MIGHT BE A AOUNIST… IF?

> YOU MIGHT BE A AOUNIST… IF?
>
>
> 1- Your Dad, or you, or someone you know, or someone who
> knows someone you know was slapped at a Leb. Force checkpoint in 1985 and
> still haven't gotten over the embarrassment.
>
> 2- You really believe that the Patriarch collects money
> from Saad Hariri and deserves to die but you are sure that
> Hassan Nassrallah is 100% completely, certainly, and
> irrefutably, unaffected by Iran.
>
> 3- You think the Sunnis are so horrible and dangerous
> and a threat to your way of life, that you hide behind the
> SSNP, Wi'am Wahhab, The Baath Party, Bachar al Assad and
> Khomeini's representatives in Lebanon rather than be
> swallowed by the evil Sunni Ba3Ba3 who built night clubs and
> 24hour Bars and Lounges near the Mohammad Al Amine Mosque
> Down Town.
>
> 4- You believe that Hariri stole 40 Billion dollars
> despite the fact that he perfectly restored the completely
> destroyed capital of our country and it took 27 years for
> the national debt to get there, but you will never mention
> the 14 Billion dollars lost in 2006 in 33 days by your
> allies who have not built anything but tunnels, rat holes,
> bomb depots, slums and ugly posters of scary bearded
> terrorists.
>
> 5- You are not even slightly concerned or distressed that
> about 1/3 of the country is a hizbollah security zone , but
> you sure as hell wanna know what the fuck an Army pilot like
> Samer Hanna was doing flying over south Lebanon and who
> would dare give him those orders??!!!!
>
> 6- You think Michel El Murr is a scumbag traitor and a
> useless politician with no voters since the day he allied
> with Amine Gemayel and the Kataeb, but two days before that
> you would have licked poop off his ass and allowed his pet
> german shepherd to have babies with your mom just to keep
> his votes.
>
> 7- You are sure that Kurdish Mercenaries flew into Beirut
> airport ( business class) and killed Pierre Gemayel for
> revenge against Amine's dealing with Saddam Hussein, but you
> strongly doubt that Syria had anything to do with Hariri's
> killing even though 300 syrians have been interviewed by UN
> investigators and Bachar el Assad is ready to give his left
> testicle to Ban Ki Moon if only he would cancel the trial.
>
> 8- You really believe that the Lebanese Forces of the
> past which had 13,000 trained members with weapons and
> equipment and with a budget of hundreds of millions of
> dollars needed to steal loaves of bread at Hajiz el Berbara
>
> 9- You don't give a shit if Dory Chamoun doesn't believe
> that Samir Geagea killed Danny. Who is he? and what does he
> know anyway??
>
> 10-You make fun of the Lebanese Forces members that they
> are zaaran, but you think 20,000 hizbollah agents roaming
> around beirut on dirty old mobilettes and slippers are as
> polite as the queen of England
>
> 11-You really think Michel Aoun went to syria from Beb
> el 3areed? and he restored the rights of the Christians
> despite the fact that thousands of Lebanese christians are
> still unaccounted for in Syrian graves and prisons many of
> whom were fighting for Aoun against the syrians.
>
> 12-You honestly believe that Michel Aoun's cursing and
> shouting and all that propaganda and birdshit orange color
> you plaster all over the place can hide the fact that you
> are allied with Syria and its murdering allies.

>13- You have lost your sense of humor and...feel offended by this mail